Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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