i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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