Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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