why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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