He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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