I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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