for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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