Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.