Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?