Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.