Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Randomize