drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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