Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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