In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.