Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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