Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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