"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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