she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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