I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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