Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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