All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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