Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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