some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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