Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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