Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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