Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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