STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.