He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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