Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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