Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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