I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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