Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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