Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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