lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
