But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING