Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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