I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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