it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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