there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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