did you get engaged???
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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