At least make sure they are 18
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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