My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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