i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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