i barfeds in our rink
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize