so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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