i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Randomize
