Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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