the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?