This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone