How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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