We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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