I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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