i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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